Yankee Doodle Bad Vibes
This is something that’s been sitting uncomfortably in grooming spaces for a while now, and it feels like it’s becoming more normal instead of less. The way doodles and oodles are talked about, the way their owners are talked about, and the assumptions that get made before a dog even walks through the door.
A lot of this attitude doesn’t actually feel homegrown. It feels imported. The US grooming internet has been loud about its dislike of poodle-mixes for years, and that tone has slowly filtered into Australian grooming culture without much pause to ask whether it fits our reality, or helps anyone at all. Somewhere along the line, frustration about coats, time, and expectations turned into a blanket dislike of a whole group of dogs and the people who own them.
To be clear, this isn’t about blaming American groomers or pretending this attitude is universal. Plenty of US groomers do excellent work, handle poodle-mixes beautifully, and advocate strongly for education and welfare. And plenty of Australian groomers haven’t bought into this narrative at all. This is about a particular tone that’s travelled well online, not about tarring an entire country or profession with the same (slicker) brush.
The truth is much more ordinary than that. Some ‘doodles’ and oodles are hard work. Some are incredibly easy. Some are beautifully maintained. Some are disasters. Which is exactly the same spread we see with literally every other type of dog we groom. When irritation becomes a default attitude rather than a case-by-case response, it’s usually a sign that the frustration isn’t really about the dog.
And it’s not just the dogs who cop it. The owners do too.
There’s a lot of judgement aimed at “doodle owners” as if they all knowingly signed up for a high-maintenance coat and then chose to ignore it. In reality, many of them were sold a story. They were told the dog ‘wouldn’t shed’, ‘wouldn’t mat’, ‘wouldn’t need grooming’, or ‘wouldn’t need grooming until twelve months old.’ All sorts of nonsense designed to move a puppy quickly and make a quick buck.
Backyard breeders and puppy farms are very good at this. They know exactly what people want to hear. Easy dog. Low maintenance. Cheap to run. Perfect family pet. And if you don’t live in the grooming world, there’s no obvious reason not to believe them.
So owners turn up at the groomers genuinely confused. Not careless. Not malicious. Confused. They thought they were doing the right thing!
That’s where things get uncomfortable, because breeders disappear the moment the sale is done. Groomers don’t. We’re the ones left dealing with the coat change, the matting, the stress, the disappointment, and the gap between expectation and reality.
At some point, the buck has to stop with us.
Not in a blaming way. Not in a “you should have known better” way. But in a professional way. Education is part of the job now. Clear explanations. Realistic timelines. Honest conversations about coat care, grooming frequency, and what happens when maintenance doesn’t happen. These aren’t optional extras. They’re part of modern professional grooming.
A lot of the stress people associate with doodles and oodles actually lives outside the dog altogether. It lives in rushed bookings, underpricing, avoided conversations, and pressure to please when the answer should sometimes be no. When those things stack up, it’s easy to let frustration attach itself to the dog or the owner standing in front of you, even though they’re not the source of the problem.
Australian grooming looks different to the US. Our industry structure, training pathways, and client expectations aren’t the same. Importing another country’s grooming resentments without questioning them doesn’t strengthen our industry. It just creates noise, division, and an us-versus-them mindset that doesn’t serve dogs, groomers, or owners.
Dogs don’t know the stories we tell about them online, but they absolutely feel our attitude when they’re on the table. They feel tension. They feel impatience. They feel when a groomer has already decided what kind of experience this is going to be before it starts.
This blog isn’t about pretending frustration doesn’t exist. It’s about being honest about where that frustration belongs, and making sure it isn’t being dumped on the dog or the owner by default.
Doodles and oodles aren’t a problem to be solved. They’re just part of the current dog population, and like any other dog, they do best when the people around them are calm, informed, and fair.
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